Mention Jokes

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.