What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout?

Make it Tso!

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants?

Wok n' Roll

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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