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What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

What is the most-ignored rule in a convent?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.

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What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching