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What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

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What do you call a Chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.