What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

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How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

What has two wings and an arrow?

A Chinese telephone

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What did the baby order at the Chinese restaurant?

Goo goo gai pan!

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What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

What do you call a group of scientists discussing different ways to recycle power?

A conversation of energy.