What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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What do you call a Chinese orange?

A Mandarin

How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

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What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What happens in a Chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

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Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee

What do you call a dinosaur with too much power?

A tyrant-osaurus rex!