What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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How do the Chinese vote?

With their erections.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!