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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

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Why didn't Sug Knight talk to the police?

Because the g is silent

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

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What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

Knit Jokes More Knit Jokes

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

What's a pirates favorite thing to knit?

Scaaaaaarrves

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"