April Sale - 20% Off

What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you get a baby alien to sleep?

You rocket.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.