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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

What is the difference between a baby and a Mars bar?

About 500 calories.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.