What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

How can you identify an Irish pirate?

He's the one with patches over both eyes.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?

Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.