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What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?

He goes up the wall!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Whats 1+0?

Babies

What's your favorite song?

Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What color was the Dallas shooters eyes?

Blue. One blue this way and one blue that way.

What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.