What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What's easier to unload, a truck full of bowling balls or a truck of babies?

The babies of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."