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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

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How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team

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Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!