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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why do prison guards use Proactive?

To prevent further breakouts.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

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Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

Why do health magazines targeting hypochondriacs have so much trouble maintaining subscriber levels?

Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!