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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac?

Because none of their plans are ill-conceived.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!