They're afraid of catching fire!
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
Their P is silent.
Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
He caught on fire.
He was way to high, man.
Because none of their readers believe them when they receive a warning that it's their final issue.
A hypochondriac
Because they don't have legs to walk, man.
