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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

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What do a carjacker and pervert have in common?

They're always cracking in-ya-windows!

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.