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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a light bulb!

What's the difference between a small child and a gorilla?

People actually care if a gorilla dies.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Pervert Jokes More Pervert Jokes

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why did the pervert like to watch girls in their entrance hallways?

He was a foyer.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.