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Why did users stop coming to r/jokes?

Because their jokes weren't very funny.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the protests in Charlotte?

Sing the nation anthem they will sit down

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother

What do you call someone who knows all?

Nostril-damus. &ampnbsp Works better if you read the joke out loud.

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

How do you tell if you've posted an anitjoke in /r/Jokes?

If someone comments saying you posted an antijoke and that you should rather post your joke in /r/antijokes.

How do you annoy someone from r/Jokes?

Deleted

User Jokes More User Jokes

What did the /r/science mod say to the user?

Removed

What do computers and reincarnation have in common?

Switching Users