What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

Sometimes i get the joke.

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Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

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What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

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What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

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What do you call a pirate with polio?

FD Arghhhh.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.