What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?

Bing sings and Walt Disney.

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why Can't the Guy Addicted to Brake Fluid Quit?

He couldn't stop.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.