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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Who Conquers All *obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice* What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who's there! Billy Bragg! Billy Bragg who?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it!

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Why was 10 afraid?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.

Polio Jokes More Polio Jokes

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.