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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

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How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

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Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.