How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

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What is the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

A pervert wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on his face.

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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How did the two perverts break up?

I think we should see other peepholes.

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!