What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How do you break up an Al-Quaeda bingo game?

Yell "B-52!"

18 Jokes More 18 Jokes

How do you cover 18 holes with one hole?

Have your mom sit down on a golf course.

How will the Duggar's stay on TV and make money?

By moving the show to a "true crime" channel and calling it "18 Victims and Counting".

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What would have to break to give you 18?

A condom