Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Adelia. Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.