Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why are Wendy's burgers so good?

Because they don't cut corners.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do when you are cold?

Stand in a corner, corners are 90 degrees

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.