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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What should you do if you're cold?

Stand in the corner, because it's 90 degrees.

What's the most bitter tea in existence?

Reality *cries in the corner*

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.