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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why was the cutting board?

The knife was really dull

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corner cause it's always 90 degrees.

Where do go when you are cold?

The corner it is always 90 degrees.

Belgian Jokes More Belgian Jokes

What's common between Canadians and Belgians?

They're mostly really nice people, but they have the French living there too.

What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.