What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."