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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What do you call the parents of a cat?

His PURR-ents

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

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What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.