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What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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