April Sale - 20% Off

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Previous Random Joke Next
Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

What Do Bernie Sander Supporters Call Their Parents?

Roommates

What is the most obvious caretaker?

It's a parent.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What are my choices?

He asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

Deleted