What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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What exactly is going on?

I asked. He replied, "A Major engineering feet."

What's so funny?

Asks the dermatologist. "Sorry, it's a inside joke." replies the surgeon.