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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Which snakes are found on cars?

Windscreen vipers.

What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

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Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!