What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

The car salesman can probably drive!

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What cars do wolves drive?

Auuuuuuuuuuuuudis!

What car do dogs drive?

A Doge charger

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Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Why did the bachelors purchase double amputee strippers for their party?

Because they were 50% off!

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What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....