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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

How did I avoid getting hit by a Wfay?

I got the f out of the way.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

What's Whitney Houston's favorite coordination?

Hand eyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee......