What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii