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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!

What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND EYEEEEE..........