What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma?

People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold.

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

Why are redditors so bad at "getting" jokes?

This isn't even a joke... some of y'all are borderline retarded, "I don't get it" is like a given for 50 upvotes around here. If you don't get a joke, just take the L and move on to the next post....

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

How do you get a clown off of its unicycle?

Hit it in the face with a pickaxe.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EEEEEEEEEEYYYYYEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE.