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What is the difference between my car and Whitney Houston?

My car can hit 50.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

50 Jokes More 50 Jokes

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Whitney Houston Jokes More Whitney Houston Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite car?

Hyuuuuuuundaaaaaiiiieeeiiii

What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

Hand EYEEEEEIIIEEE.....