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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.