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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

How did the hermit pay for his home?

Alone.

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What did one cop say to the other cop while investigating a crime scene at a farm?

A rooster!

Who is driving?

A cop.

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What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.