Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Ho, ho, ho!

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The barber ran

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

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There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!