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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

Who's that running?

Not Tom

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

How does a pig write home?

With a pig pen.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the painting on the wall say to the cop?

I've been framed!

Who is driving?

A cop.

Kevin Jokes More Kevin Jokes

What does Kevin 11 have that Peter Parker doesn't?

A living Ben and Gwen.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.