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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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What did the doe say as she came out of the forest?

I'll never do that for 5 bucks again.

What is the witches motto?

We came we saw we conjured!

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why is the orange Rolling down the road?

Because it's run out of juice!!!!!! (:

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What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him?

Ayyyy watch it homes!

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Mentally in-stable.

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How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

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Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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A living Ben and Gwen.

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Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball