Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

How does a tornado tell the time?

It checks the tornado watch.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

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When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.