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Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

How do you know a wood pieces history?

You check its logbook

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.