Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How many plates do you need to draw a picture?

Tenplates

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.