April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Previous Random Joke Next

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

When do we need airplane noises?

NEEEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWW

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What did the gentleman say to the doctor when he went to get his pus drained?

Please! I in cyst!

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.