Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.

What did the hotel clerk tell the guest with paruresis during check in?

Your in 8.

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

When do Arabs return their library books?

The day they're Dubai.

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.