Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

What's the difference beetwen public official and private employee?

Private employee starts work checking email. Public official starts works making a coffee.

How long have you been chopping wood for?

I'm not sure, I'll check the logs

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How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened to you?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

Get a womb, you two.

Library Book Jokes More Library Book Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why did Snoo not check out a library book?

Because he had already Reddit.