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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What did the baby seal order for lunch?

The club sandwich.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing This joke must be on a popsicle stick somewhere.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

Fancy Jokes More Fancy Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?