Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Previous Random Joke Next

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with AI Capone?

A fangster.

What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening?

Have a nice bite!

Fancy Jokes More Fancy Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.