Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

Why is Dracula's favorite subject in school Math?

Because he likes to Count.

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."