April Sale - 20% Off

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Previous Random Joke Next

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

What is can't short for?

Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

How does Dracula keep fit?

He plays batminton.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Fancy Jokes More Fancy Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.