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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Stake Jokes More Stake Jokes

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Fancy Jokes More Fancy Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."