Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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Why was the composer late for work?

He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.

What do you call a six sided shape that's missing?

A hex-a-gone

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What's the difference between an astronaut and a NASA intern?

One's constantly preparing for lunch.

What did the physicist have for lunch?

Fission chips.

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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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Who does Dracula get letters from?

His fang club.

How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?