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Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.