Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What was the only thing missing from phil hughes' last innings?

A duck

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Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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He wanted to improve his bite.

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Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.