Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Why did Ibuprofen miss his friends?

Because Paracetamol on fire.

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Why was Biggie hungry at school?

He forgot Tupac his lunch!

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

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How does Dracula like to have his food served?

In bite-sized pieces.

Why did Dracula's mother give him cough syrup?

Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.

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What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.