What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?

When the big hand touches the little one.

Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.