What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

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What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.