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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!