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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

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What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.