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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!