Antimatter Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

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What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.