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Antimatter Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

Mc Hammer Jokes More Mc Hammer Jokes

What does MC Hammer and antimatter have in common?

Can't touch this!

What do you call a communist hip-hop musician?

MC Hammer and Sickle.