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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What is the South American Music Scale?

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

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What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!

What's the key to a Pirate Opera?

The High Cs

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What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

U.K.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.