What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

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What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

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Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.