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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

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Why'd it take Little Red Riding Hood so long to figure out it wasnt her grandma?

I can tell after like 2 questions if its a wolf or my nana

How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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Why was the schwa bad at giving speeches?

He said "uhh" way too much.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle