Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

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Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

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What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad