Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

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What do scientists and vegetables have in common?

Stephen Hawking

What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position