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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

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Why do Congressmen make terrible cashiers?

They're all too afraid of change.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day?

F5.

What's black and sits on top of a staircase?

Stephen Hawking in a house fire.

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What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.

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Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.