You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
Work over time
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
They both worry about the position of colons.
He never changes his position.
The Devil's advocado.
The position of the dirtbag
Loinback.
You triangulate their position!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Because they won't commute.
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
First third and emergency.
Time to get a new car.
The mourning.
They both have problems finding x.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Make sure one is a match!
She always ran away from the ball
Because she always ran away from the ball <p> My favorite joke since I was little
Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.
Nuts & bolts!
