Position Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you get to a position of power in a science lab?

Work over time

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Which positions does a violist use?

First third and emergency.

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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

What's in front of a woman and in the back of a cow?

The W. Yeah my dad just busted this joke on me.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

What is the one thing Batman and Superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

Positive Jokes More Positive Jokes

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

Rick Grimes ' Jokes More Rick Grimes ' Jokes

Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What is Rick Grimes' favorite thing under the sea?

CORALL!

Harley Jokes More Harley Jokes

What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?

The location of the dirtbag.

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

Writer Jokes More Writer Jokes

Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.