You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!
Work over time
When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.
Because they spend too much time with the x-position
They both worry about the position of colons.
He never changes his position.
The Devil's advocado.
The position of the dirtbag
Loinback.
You triangulate their position!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
You get an unpleasant vowel movement.
Because they won't commute.
Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!
Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.
First third and emergency.
ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.
Michael Jackson
Willie Nelson
Because she ran away from the ball.
The domesticated doesnt have balls
Mom and Dad.
YOU'RE MOM.
The location of the dirtbag.
One was fired, the other was terminated
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
He was charged with battery.
Curling Iron.
I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."
Because if they didn't they'd fall over.
Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.
