Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

Hasta La Vista Jokes More Hasta La Vista Jokes

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

Fancy Dress Party Jokes More Fancy Dress Party Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Vista Jokes More Vista Jokes

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Why do you wanna work at Clickbait Enterprises?

Here's 10 reasons why I should get the job "ok" Number 7 will shock you "You're hired"

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)