Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Upgrade Jokes More Upgrade Jokes

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

Why were there coffe beans at the subway station?

Because they were under-ground.

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood?

His hand caught on fire.

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why are the waiters in here so nasty?

Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Angel food cake of course!

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What is a mushrooms favorite type of music?

Hyphae

What's a linking verb's favorite genre of music?

Are &amp Be

Bach Jokes More Bach Jokes

What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding?

Bach in the saddle again.

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.