Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What Do You Call it When Someone Steals Someone Else's Coffee?

A Mugging.

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How did the witches and wizards in the Alzheimer's ward refer to Voldemort?

You-knew-who

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

Why is ur wife shouting at you?

Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

Until he gets caught.

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore