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What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9 and annouce windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What N word do you not want to call a black man?

Neighbor

Fancy Dress Party Jokes More Fancy Dress Party Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did Casper say to his girlfriend?

I love you, boo!!

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Linux Jokes More Linux Jokes

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)