Terminate Jokes

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

10 Jokes More 10 Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What do you call a group of babies?

An Infantry

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What is something that cannot lift off the ground?

Your career

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.

Performer Jokes More Performer Jokes

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.