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What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance?

You're grounded.

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Hard Thing Jokes More Hard Thing Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive