What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground

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What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

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What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.