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What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because its hard to run in squares!

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What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

What's the difference between a normal ambulance and a skydiving ambulance?

Well, a normal ambulance is usually a van with a stretcher in the back. A skydiving ambulance A bucket and a shovel.