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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What's the definition of endless love?

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

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What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil's advocado.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What's the difference between a tv remote and a newborn?

You can't play football with the remote.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why isn't there a Superpig?

It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth.