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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

A conundrum

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What did the football say to the football player?

I get a kick out of you.

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Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!