What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home?

Because they won't commute.

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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football?

Fiver side!

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.