What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves?

Raisin bran

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!