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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham