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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.