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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What do you call a pony mixed with a robot?

RoboClop....so sorry

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!