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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!

Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!