Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Why do robots make bad lovers?

Nuts &amp bolts!

Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?

They don't really know - but they're NUTS about him!