How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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What do you call it when a neurologist is found embezzling and he later runs away?

A Fraudian slip.

Why did the Anti vaccinator leave the solar system?

Because he found mercury in it.

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Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh