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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

Which Movie Character Are You?

Quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

What position do u play?

ME: I'm a *thinks back to the only game I watched* wide-retriever.

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How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?