How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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Why did the Teletubbies find it hard to pee?

They only have one Tinkie-Winkie

Who says there's no life on Mars?

Why only today they found a Beagle!

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What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves?

The Illuminat-Eh!