How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

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What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

Why do some writers have a hard time graphing equations?

Because they spend too much time with the x-position

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What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.