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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

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Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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Why is Canada the part of the Illuminati?

Because they have 3 ehs in the name. C-eh-N-eh-D-eh

How an Illuminati living in the Arctic is called?

An Igloominati