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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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What position does your brother play in the school football team?

Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks!

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

Why does the Illuminati have to be the bad guy all the time?

Why can't they just be the Illuminice?