Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team?

She ran away from the ball.

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

Unfazed*

Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners...

Cinderella Jokes More Cinderella Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why was Cinderella able to surf the web?

Because he footman turned into a mouse.

Football Team Jokes More Football Team Jokes

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!