The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.
The ultra sound guy.
The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy
The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!
The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.
The hip replacement guy. /dad
The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!
Because it's covered with horsehide!
A tacodile
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Q
To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!
Because he had a wee cough
Tanksgiving
A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.
A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a
What son *Dad cries with joy
Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
A stand up guy