Ultra Sound Guy Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

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Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy. And who covers when hes off sick The hip replacement guy.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

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Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Cover Jokes More Cover Jokes

Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?

Because it's covered with horsehide!

What you call a crocodile covered with tortillas?

A tacodile

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Why did the man with acute bronchitis go on holiday?

Because he had a wee cough

What do heavily-armored army vehicles celebrate for the holidays?

Tanksgiving

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

Nice Guy Jokes More Nice Guy Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What do you call the nicest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy..... Who covers him when he's not available The hip replacement guy!