Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

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How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

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Who's the friendliest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

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Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

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Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy