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Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Which composer do lumberjacks prefer to listen to?

Chopin

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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

What do you call fapping to dubstep?

Wubbing one out.