Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

What were the political views of the librarian?

She wanted open borders.

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

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Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What does acid reflux and dubstep have in common?

They both get better when you drop the "base".

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.