What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

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Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer?

It's not their fault. May tricks them.

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.