What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!