What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.