What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.