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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision?

It's not my fault.

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What did the ground say to the earthquake?

It's your fault!

Who's fault is it?

The truck's fault. What was it doing in the kitchen?