What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What do you call a cow in an earthquake?

A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

A tectonic plate!

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What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.