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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.

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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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Whose fault is it?

His fault. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

What did the earthquake say to the tornado?

It's not my fault.