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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

Fault Jokes More Fault Jokes

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Why do girls always get mad when I try to read their shirts?

It's not my fault I'm blind.