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What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.

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What is it called when two tectonic plates have a romantic relationship?

Subduction!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

Who's at fault?

The man, he should't have been driving in the kitchen.;3