What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

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What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.