What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie?

You can't dip a vampire in your tea.

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How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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Why did the dorito feel left out?

Cause he didn't chip in!

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos