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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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Dip Jokes More Dip Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What do robots dip in salsa?

Microchips

Pope Jokes More Pope Jokes

What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What is the Popes favorite trick to do on a bike?

Papa-wheelie!

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-