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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

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How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Where do some popes get their vestments?

Urban Outfitters

What does the Pope use to dry his hands?

Papal towels.

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.