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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot?

Second Caribou: Micky Moth!

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What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

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Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!