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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What do you do when you meet a robotic genie?

You mech a wish.