What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What does a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

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Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

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Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.