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What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

What do you call a 3 humped camel?

Pregnant.

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What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

What is the difference between me and being artistic?

The second letter.

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What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)