Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.