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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

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Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.