He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!
Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!
Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper
He was on his coffin break.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
