Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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What do you call it when you sit on a high chair to see if you want to buy it?

A stool sample.

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What would Burger King's slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Best viscious.

Why did the vampire go to hospital?

He wanted his ghoulstones removed.