Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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Why do people say that Canadians always want to establish that they're Canadian?

As a Canadian, this offends me.

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

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Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.