Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Why did Burger King decide to partner with Dairy Queen instead of McDonalds?

Because she unwrapped his Whopper. I'm so sorry!!!

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.