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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What does prison have in common with biology?

Cell culture.

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How do you get a Catholic nun pregnant?

Dress her as a choirboy

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do miss Frizzle and the Catholic Church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.