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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.