Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys