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What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

O Jokes More O Jokes

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What is the similarity between a tornado and a divorce in the south?

Someone is loosing a trailer.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.