What is the similarity between Caps Lock and prison?

They both turn "o" into "O".

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why do they call it the Xbox360?

Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and walk away.

What do you with 365 used rubbers?

Turn it into a tire and call it a goodyear.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

How do inmates pay for things in prison?

With ConCurrency, of course.

O Jokes More O Jokes

How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm?

E-I-E-I-O.

Why is the O in Opossum silent?

Because it's playing dead.

Similarity Jokes More Similarity Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles?

No ballroom