Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the tallest building in the world?

A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet?

An elephant with spare parts!el

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What's the difference between a degree in Theoretical Physics and a theoretical degree in Physics?

One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Complete Jokes More Complete Jokes

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.