Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Diploma Jokes More Diploma Jokes

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What kind of degrees do slaves get in college?

Their Master's.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!