Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

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Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

What did the painter say to the paint can?

A lot of good you are. (the joke is that the paint can is empty)

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What do you call a black guy who goes to college?

A Basketball player.

What do vegetables that go to college do on the weekends?

They Turnip

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What's the temperature in Motown right now?

Three degrees, four tops

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.