Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

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What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

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Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

Conversation

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

Why was the tank top more gangster than the tube top?

The tube top was strapless.