Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"

Tube Jokes More Tube Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What's the difference between most complex life forms, and the internet?

Most complex life forms are a tube within a tube, and the internet is more like a series of tubes.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

College Jokes More College Jokes

What college did the eyeball go to?

ICU.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Tin Jokes More Tin Jokes

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.