Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Purranks.

What's the difference between your dad and this joke?

This joke will be back someday

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Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

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What do you call a snake with a degree in engineering?

A Boa Constructor

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

What do you want to be when you graduate high school?

No more than 25" from Gary Muledeer

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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

What did the dad buffalo say when his offspring left for college?

Bison

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!