Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

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Where did I meet these crazy people?

But then I think "What would I do without them "

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Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible.

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Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What does the chicken do to get through college?

She strips.

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Why was the London sperm bank so unsuccessful?

The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!