Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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So they can park in handicap spots.