Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

What do you get when you mix beans and onions?

Tear gas.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Graduate Cylinder Jokes More Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Tin Roof Jokes More Tin Roof Jokes

What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail