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Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

Recycle Bin Jokes More Recycle Bin Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bean and an onion?

Teargas

What do you call a bean that's good at silent acting?

A pintomime.

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the bee get married?

Because he found his honey.

What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin