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Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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Black Bird Jokes More Black Bird Jokes

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Scarecrow Jokes More Scarecrow Jokes

What did the busy tailor say to the Scarecrow who needed some mending?

I can't find the twine.

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How can you tell the Ethiopian diplomat at a political function?

He's the one with the gold Rolex around his neck.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Dorothy Jokes More Dorothy Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

Tin Man Jokes More Tin Man Jokes

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)