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Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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100% holy grain

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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

What's a lawyer's favorite type of cake?

Torte

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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Because he never spills the beans

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Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

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Why did the moon marry the sun?

Because the sun is hott.

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.