Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Who was Tupac married to?

His Thug Wife.

Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

They got married in the spring.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

What lives in gum trees?

Stick insects!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.