Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

They place flowers on the grave.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

Why did the Native American curse the snow?

Because it was white and on his land!

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow?

2 Get Chocolate Milk!!

Why did the Green Giant get a new lid?

Because he always spills the beans.

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer?

The recycle bin.

Where’s the bin?

I haven’t been anywhere!

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

Graduate Cylinder Jokes More Graduate Cylinder Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.