Tin Jokes

How do you get 100 Ethiopians in a phone box?

Throw a tin of beans in there..... How do you get them back out of it? Run past with the tin opener.....

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What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea?

Because they climb into tins close the lid and leave teh key outside!

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Black Bird Jokes More Black Bird Jokes

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why couldn't Ray Charles see his friends?

Because he was married

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Steamroller Jokes More Steamroller Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

Foil Jokes More Foil Jokes

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

Bin Jokes More Bin Jokes

What did Elton John call his tribute to Mother Teresa?

Sandals in the Bin

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!