Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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What do you call The Dynamic Duo after they got hit by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!

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Where do the Chinese study?

In the Pupils republic of China

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

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What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

Select Jokes More Select Jokes

What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans?

Vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim.

Why make us select "cook" at all?

Does my appliance have a calculator function or something Sincerely, Everyone

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

R/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.

Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle?

Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box!

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Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.