Tin Jokes

What's the most capable element?

Tin, because tin can.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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Curse Jokes More Curse Jokes

What do you call a buyer that likes to curse?

A cusstomer

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Tin Opener Jokes More Tin Opener Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

Recycle Bin Jokes More Recycle Bin Jokes

What is it called when you throw a tin can into a recycling bin?

A recycling TIN!

Black Bird Jokes More Black Bird Jokes

What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

Why did the Ethiopian child have a frown?

He was having his mid life crisis!

Recycle Jokes More Recycle Jokes

Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen?

Because he is always recycling

Why are recycle bins optimistic?

Because they're full of cans.