What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why did the M&M's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a tin can that's done with High School?

A graduated cylinder!

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.