What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.