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What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"