What do you call a can after it completes college?

A graduated cylinder.

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Where do skunks go to college?

P.U.

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

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What do you call a cylinder with a GED?

A graduated cylinder

What's the smartest piece of lab equipment?

A graduated cylinder.

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What did the author of The Lord of the Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What's in 65 days?

The blonde replies, "I completed the puzzle in 65 days! The box said 2 to 4 years!"