Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.