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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do a thug and hillbilly have in common?

They both like to throw a hoedown.

How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)