Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm?

He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.