Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Why was Bob Marley fired from being a tennis announcer?

Because he kept calling "One Love"

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)