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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you call a computer that farts?

A compooter. 8D

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home from work?

Cause it had a hard drive.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

Why did the worker on the egg farm get fired from his job?

Because he had a crack addiction.