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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's