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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.