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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia?

You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.