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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

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Who's there! Bert! Bert who?

Bert the dinner!

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.