How does Batman's mother call him to dinner?

She doesn't, she's dead

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner?

Freud rice.

Who's there! Bert! Bert who?

Bert the dinner!