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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

To the bat cave!

What does Batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?

Because he ate his ant for dinner!