What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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Why Didn't Batman Go To Church?

Because of Christian Bail

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?

Flatman and Ribbon!

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!