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How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

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What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom: typing... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!