How does Batman's mom call him home for dinner?

She doesn't because she's dead.

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What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

How do you say dinner in Spanish?

JOHN CENA