Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet