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Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What's got two legs and bleed a lot?

Half-a-dog!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

What did your mom's leg say to her other leg?

Nothing they've never met.

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

What's that awful thing called... M: ... J: You wake up with it after you drink?

M: Linda.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty