Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.