Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did the boy say when he had trouble using glue?

I'm stuck.

What did the dance instructor say to her student when the student wanted to use her bathroom?

Skip to my loo.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon