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Paul Mc Cartney Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

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What's Paul McCartney's favourite food?

Maccaroni

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

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How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos?

Deflated

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!

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What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

Linda Jokes More Linda Jokes

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

How did Paul McCartney get Linda pregnant?

C Moon

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.