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When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

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Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

Who's gonna be Batman?

Leaves Earth*

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

How's your headache?

Patient: She's out of town.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

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What is the only law that Hillary obeys?

The law of gravity

How does Hillary's email server feel?

Removed

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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.