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When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart?

An actress.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What do FBI agents grill for the 4th of July?

Hillary.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.