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When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Where do all the bad hamburger buns live?

In the seedy part of town

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Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

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What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What are Hillary's convictions?

The FBI hasn't announced her indictment yet, but hopefully it will lead to at least one

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.