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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What would you like for your last meal?

Woman: "I don't know, what do you want "

Why is Pokemon Go Banned in Saudi Arabia?

Because not all Pokemon know selfdestruct.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Why did the chicken get sent off?

For persistent fowl play!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did one amorous flea say to the other?

I love you aw-flea.

What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

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How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What are my views on lesbian relationships?

I view it in HD.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What do Hillary and Monica have in common?

They both blew it.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!