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What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

What's a nanny's favorite letter?

I don't know, but it's not E.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What is the difference between complete and finished?

If you find the right woman, you're complete.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What Video Game do feminists LOVE to play?

No MAN'S sky!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What do Hillary supporters call their room mate?

Nurse.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.