What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours!

Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

Because it did.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

Why didn't Ann Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

Why do the Dutch people love..... Why do the Dutch people love the Belgian-jokes so much?

They are cheap.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

What do you call a lesbian platypus?

A lickalotapus

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

What Biblical and Renaissance characters does Hillary most resemble?

Jezebel and Lucretia Borgia.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!