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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables?

I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How do you view lesbian relationships?

1080p

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Platypus Jokes More Platypus Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Lickalottapus Jokes More Lickalottapus Jokes

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus