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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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How do you see lesbian relationships?

I said in HD. They didn't like it...

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.