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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What do you get when you mix a black man with microwave chicken?

May be offensive) Mike Tyson

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus