What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

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They always have a big bill!

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A Lickalottapus

What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.