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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

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What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact?

It was completely runed.

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

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What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C