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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

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When two ants want to run away and get married, who do they seek for help?

The Antelopes.

Why don't White Elephants run?

Because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*