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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

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What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

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What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

Salon Jokes More Salon Jokes

Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C