What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

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What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

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Why are bears so hairy?

They don't have salons in the jungle!

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What do you call a dog/ octopus hybrid?

A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*