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Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

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How long does it take to sail from Dorne to Mereen?

It Varys.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

Why did Cersei Lannister sent princess Myrcella to Dorne?

She knew her family history a little too well. Myrcella had two brothers.