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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.

Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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Why don't ants go to church?

Because they are insects.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.