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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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What do you call the camera used for colonoscopys?

A GoProbe.

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.