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Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

What moisturiser do bullfighters use?

Olay.

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Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

How does Seth Macfarlane wishes you Eid Mubarrak?

Keep it in church, guys.

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.